3 Good Reasons (part 3)

My blog suffered some setbacks in the month of November, and I won't bore you with the reasons why (life - y'know?). In an effort to boost my post count, here are some new words of wisdom for you to ponder. As I said before, if you can't give 3 good reasons to do/like/believe something, then you shouldn't be doing/liking/believing that thing. Keep in mind that if you follow these instructions, you might turn out as awesome as me.....or maybe I was just born that way...


3 Good Reasons to Recycle

1 - You're saving the planet

2 - You'll be pacifying millions of left-wingers out there

3 - By recycling rubber, today's condoms could be tomorrow's erasers (make you think twice about putting the end of that pencil in your mouth, wouldn't it?)


3 Good Reasons to Drive a Station Wagon

1 - Doesn't cost as much to fuel up as a van or an SUV

2 - Excellent storage capacity and great comfort for long road trips with the kids

3 - I can refer to it as my 'party wagon'


3 Good Reasons to Go to Las Vegas


1 - 24/7 gambling!! And you can drink on the street (I guess I could do that here, but I'd have to get a trenchcoat and hang out on Main Street)

2 - It was cool enough for Elvis to write a song about - there's a reason why there's no such song as "Viva Regina"

3 - It's not Winnipeg


3 Good Reasons to Move to British Columbia


1 - Good weather with very little snow

2 - Mountains, ocean, big trees

3 - It's not Winnipeg


3 Good Reasons Why The Empire Strikes Back is the Greatest Movie Ever Made


1 - Chewbacca's amazing dialogue

2 - AT-ATs (All Terrain Armored Transport - you know, the giant metal dinosaur things....)

3 - Back in 1980, Yoda was still a Muppet, and we were all impressed


3 Good Reasons Not to Blog Every Single Day

1 - I'm just not that entertaining

2 - People are getting tired of hearing about my action figure collection

3 - I have a life, you know...


OK, that's it for today. I'm going to go now and take out the recycling, hop on the bus to work, think about booking a trip to Vegas and maybe watch the Empire Strikes Back when I get home from work (after I take a short drive in the station wagon). At least now you know I've got 3 good reasons to do all of these things....

Later this week, I'm going to do some movie reviews, talk about comics some more and maybe get some new photos up on the page. Later!



May the Force be with you...