3 GR (October 2010)

A while back I posted a few articles called 3 Good Reasons : parts 1 , 2 and 3 . (Click the numbers and check 'em out if you've got a sec.) I haven't done one of those in a long time, but I hope you enjoy it.

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3 Good Reasons Why Thor is the Coolest Superhero

1 - He has long hair. Metalheads can relate to him and chicks dig long hair.

2 - He can go toe-to-toe w/the Hulk

3 - Makes heavy use of words like ‘smite’, ‘thou’ and ‘verily’. In fact, just about everything that comes out of his mouth sounds truly epic. He has a lot of cool catch phrases too, like “I say to thee NAY!!!” , “Od’s Blood!!!” , and my all-time favourite: “By the Bristling Beard of my Father!!!” (Yes, these are all direct quotes, and yes, they are always followed by an abundance of well-deserved exclamation points. Thor is just that cool.)



3 Good Reasons Why Marvel is Better Than D.C.

1 - Marvel Super Heroes aren’t afraid of kryptonite, fire, or the color yellow

2 - Marvel Comics stories take place in real places like New York or Chicago or Los Angeles.......not Metropolis, Gotham or Central City. Just a minor detail, really, but I always thought that it was cheesy of DC to do that...

3 - Marvel makes more movies. ‘Nuff Said!



3 G.R. Not to Watch Reality Shows

1 - You have a brain. Exercise your right to use it.

2 - There’s absolutely nothing ‘real’ going on...people are different in front of the camera and are most likely getting paid...and certainly none of the boobs are real

3 - Reality TV made me hate Ozzy. And Gene Simmons. And Flavor Flav. And Brett Michaels. (wait,no.......actually I’ve always hated him...) It’s not that I’ve ever actually watched any of the shows these guys are on, but just the fact that they’re on reality TV in the first place is enough to ruin my opinions of them. I can’t believe how lame and un-interesting Ozzy is now compared to his Black Sabbath days....


3 G.R. to Buy Stuff from Rebel Alliance Canada
(Which you can do at the Central Canada Comic Con , Winnipeg Convention Centre - Oct. 29-31st)

1 - Comics and Action Figures in excellent conditions and well below Guide Prices

2 – Lots of other great items including Books, Cards, Video Games, Movies, Toys and Original Photographic Art

3 - The guy behind the table is devilishly handsome

 

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That's todays installment. Like how I snuck that plug in at the end? That's called 'marketing'. 

 

 

 

May the Force be with you...