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Showing posts with label godzilla. Show all posts

12.3.12

Blatantly Subliminal Advertising

(Buy comics! They're great!)
That time has come again - time to unload some comics, games, toys and other cool stuff. Just so you know in advance, this post is cleverly designed to subliminally persuade you to buy my comics and action figures at the upcoming Victoria's Ultimate Hobby and Toy Fair , April 1st @ the Pearkes Arena in Victoria BC, presented by Cherry Bomb Toys. I'm afraid resistance is futile against this particular Jedi mind trick.
(Cherry Bomb Toys is awesome!)
Rebel Alliance Canada lives again!! In case you haven't figured it out - Rebel Alliance Canada is pretty much just me - Andy. An 'Alliance of One', as it were.
(Andy of Rebel Alliance Canada is the coolest guy you will ever meet.)
I had the pleasure of selling at the last toy show in Victoria in  September, and this time around promises to be even better! It turns out that selling comics and stuff and going to conventions is just as much fun here on Vancouver Island as it was in Winnipeg. The faces may have changed, but there seems to be no shortage of sci-fi/comic geeks like myself out here. In fact, some of y'all put me to shame! Anyone reading this that is not able to make it to the show for geographical reasons (because you're like, in Winnipeg or the UK or something), I can forgive you. For those of you who live on Vancouver Island, you'd better have a damn good excuse for not being there!
(You want to buy as many toys and comics as you can... from Rebel Alliance Canada...)
In any case, here's a small sampling of some of the stuff that will be for sale at the show. After the show, whatever is left over is likely to end up on ebay, and I'm sure I'll let you know about that too...
(You want to buy every item on this page - from me.)

 Let's see... I've got some Silver Age DC's...
(Although not nearly as cool as Marvel Comics, DC Comics are still pretty bitchin'.)

I have a schwack-load of Savage Sword of Conan magazines...
(Conan is awesome - even nailed to a tree, he's still awesome. You wish you could be Conan.)

(Alliance of One is the best blog you have ever read.)
 
The Tantive IV
(You are a true Star Wars fan... you know what the Tantive IV is. You don't have one yet.)

  Godzillas to spare...
(Godzilla is the coolest rubber monster to ever walk the earth... You love Godzilla.)

 Tons of carded SW figs
(You will never have enough Star Wars figures - you need multiples of your favorites)

(He-Man Rules!)
 (You need a Pinnochio figure to complete your Shrek collection.)
(No price is too high to pay for your very own Captain Picard figure...)
 A staggering amount of loose figures... including but not limited to Marvel Legends, MacFarlane Toys, Star Wars, Masters of the Universe, Transformers, Muppets, Star Trek, McDonald's Happy Meal toys, etc, etc... 
(You wish you owned every McDonalds Happy Meal toy from every movie you've ever liked. You will buy them at the Toy Fair. From me.)

Over 1000 great comics - Marvel, DC, Dark Horse, Image and more - Silver Age to Current - tons of blowout $1 comics...
(Rebel Alliance Canada has the best comics at the best prices anywhere. Marvel is still better than DC.)
Heroclix figures at $1 a pop...
(You want to play Heroclix - with figures you will buy from me.)
More Conan magazines and comics... I have so much Conan stuff right now that I think I'll be remembered as 'the Conan Guy'.
(You will bring a bag large enough to hold the 20+ lbs of awesome comics and toys you will buy from Rebel Alliance Canada. You especially love Conan the Barbarian.)

 I will have prints of my homemade comic Everyday Heroes for sale - autographed for free if you like...
(Everyday Heroes is the awesomest of all the awesome things available from Rebel Alliance Canada.)

But of course, there's lots of comics of all kinds... and toys of all kinds.
(The Avengers is coming to theaters very soon. You need to stock up on Avengers, Hulk, Iron Man and Captain America comics so you'll know what's going on. You will purchase said comics from me.)

Instead of my listing everything for you, I think you'd get a better idea of what you can find available from Rebel Alliance Canada when you arrive at my table in the Pearkes Arena, April 1st at Victoria's Ultimate Hobby & Toy Fair.
(Ultimate Hobby & Toy Fair April 1st in Victoria. No moment in your life will ever be better than this day.)
You are coming, right? The hypnosis should have kicked in by now... 

May the Force be with you... 
(Sucker.)





11.8.11

An Ignorant Canadian's Guide to Asian Cinema

It's that time again... time for movie reviews. As a rule, I generally avoid the theatre, except for very special occasions (see :Thor Movie Review). I also don't care for very many mainstream movies anymore. I've just had enough of the same old recycled Hollywood crap.... OK, so maybe I still enjoy watching that crap once in awhile, but I don't like to pay $13 a pop to see the latest, greatest load of exploding mega-crap in the theatre, no matter whether it's in 3-D, Digital 3-D, Real D or any other type of D. Don't make me pay $3 extra just so I can experience gunfights, explosions and robots transforming into vehicles right in front of my face. More often than not, at the usual breakneck pace of today's "blockbusters", to me it's all just sensory overload - everything is simply too flashy, noisy, blurry and highly forgettable.

 I like to hang back and listen to the buzz about new movies before seeing them, and I'll almost always wait for the DVD or (even better) Netflix. Even movies that I really want to see, like the final Harry Potter film, Green Lantern and Captain America, well... they kind of get put on the back burner. I guess you could say that movies are not priority for me right now. (I haven't seen any of the previously mentioned films yet, BTW.)

So what does the pickiest movie watcher in North America actually watch? Foreign movies are usually a good bet for me. It just seems to me that they are a lot less predictable and a good deal more enlightening - ie: you can actually see what the rest of the world is like outside of Hollywood's skewed perspective... Even though a lot of overseas film studios may try desperately to emulate the American movie styles and templates, there's a much better chance that you'll actually see something truly original. Don't get me wrong - I don't watch foreign movies because I'm some sort of hoity-toity movie connoisseur...  I rarely (if ever) will watch a movie because it was nominated for or won some sort of Hollywood Pat-on-the-Back Award. (Seriously, who the f**k cares?)  I just want to see something different... and I guess it makes me feel good to want to be different.

OK, so you're tired of listening to me rag on the American film industry... yeah, yeah - I know. Boo-hoo... poor rich American Studio execs.... whose ever going to stand up for them?

I've always gravitated towards Asian cinema, especially Japanese and Chinese. To me, Japan=Godzilla and China=Bruce Lee. Obviously there are a lot more things to be said and remembered about these two countries, but I would never have cared if it weren't for these two movie stars. (Anyone who tells me that Godzilla is not a star deserves a punch in the throat - Bruce Lee style.) It seems I have learned about Asian cultures through badly-dubbed kung-fu and giant monster movies. I have gained awareness of some of the crazy stuff that people have come up with on the other side of the planet. What kind of whacked-out Japanese dude came up with Mothra? What the hell was he smokin'? And who came up with the concept of wire stunts in martial arts movies? I dunno, but it sure looks cool! Of course there's a downside to those cultures too... let's not forget about Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, or Tibet and all that...

I believe someone once said that you can tell a lot about people by the movies they watch (or at least I'm saying it now). Well, go ahead and try to get in my head and try to figure me out...

Good luck with that!

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IP MAN
Ip who? What's an Ip? Actually, it's the guy's name... a real guy - the main character, portrayed by actor and martial arts master Donnie Yen.  The real life Ip Man (or Yip Man) was the man who introduced Bruce Lee to martial arts, specifically the highly-defensive Wing Chun (or Snake/Crane) style, many fundamentals of which Lee later built upon when developing his own Jeet Kune Do (the Way of the Intercepting Fist). In any case, Donnie Yen is spectacular at this form of fighting. Combined with his screen presence, he makes for a very humble, likable hero who rises from oppression to defend the honor of his fellow countrymen.

The film takes place during the Japanese occupation of China in the 1930s. Ip Man is an established Wing Chun master, with his own school and students, and is well-known as a peaceful man who generally avoids conflict and does what is right, even defending local businesses from wandering thugs. When the Japanese arrive and take over, they bully the local populace and force them into servitude. To make matters worse, the Japanese general has a thing for trying to prove that Japanese Karate is superior to Chinese Kung Fu. Many fight scenes later, we inevitably get to see Ip Man whoop his ass big time, Snake/Crane-style. Of course this doesn't like, end the Sino-Japanese war or anything... but the movie still has a relatively happy ending after that.

Ip Man was a huge box office success worldwide, and lives up to all the things that the above poster says. Although it took me awhile to get around to seeing it, I was quite impressed with both the martial arts and the storyline in this film.

Y'all don't mess with the Ip Man.

A

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IP MAN 2
Of course, I had to see the sequel. Having fled his hometown of Foshan, Ip Man relocates to Hong Kong to open up a new martial arts school. There he faces opposition from the resident kung fu masters, several of whom he must duel in order to win the right to move his practice to the city. He gains a small but dedicated group of followers, but also forms a bitter rivalry with the head kung fu boss in town, who has ties with the British Army stationed in Hong Kong.

The main conflict in the movie comes when a western boxing champion comes to the city to try to beat all of the kung fu masters in an exhibition tournament. Ip Man's former rival now turned friend, having grown tired of the foreigners' insolence, fights the Brit boxer and dies in the ring (a la Apollo Creed). This leaves Ip Man as the last hope to once again defend the honor of his fellow Chinese citizens. Needless to say, we get to see him fight in the ring and defeat the champion soundly. It all plays out pretty much like Rocky III, complete with ringside pep talks, training sequences, a concerned but devoted wife and plenty of brutal beatings... only things missing are Mr. T and The Eye of the Tiger.

Just like the first movie, this really doesn't have anything to do with Bruce Lee, but at the very end of the film, a young student arrives at Ip Man's door wanting to learn kung fu, so he can "beat people up". Wonder who that's supposed to be?

I truly enjoyed this movie, almost as much as the first one. If Ip Man 2 weren't so derivative of the Rocky movies, I'd have rated it higher. Regardless, it's exciting and the kung fu is absolutely top-notch.

B+

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CURSE OF THE GOLDEN FLOWER
This film is not quite what I was expecting - with Chow Yun Fat in the lead role, you'd expect a great deal of kung fu action. There are only perhaps one or two fight scenes in the movie. Instead of being full of martial arts, Curse of the Golden Flower is more of an epic, historical piece - an almost Shakespearean drama centered around the Royal Court of Emperor Ping. The whole thing takes place in the Forbidden City as the Emperor arrives home from his latest conquests. Full of political intrigue, dark family secrets and covert love affairs, beautiful costumes, spectacular settings and mass battle scenes, this film keeps one watching with interest right until the very end. Although not as immersive as the Japanese masterpiece  Kagemusha, it does provide a revealing look into the bizarre world of Chinese Imperial Court life. Although it's not the kung fu epic I was expecting, I recommend this movie to anyone who (like me) is fascinated with Oriental culture and history.

B

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MONGOL
Some of us may have seen Discovery or History Channel specials about Mongolia and it's unique culture, but I for one have never before seen a full-length feature on the subject. Mongol is the life story of history's most famous Mongol, Genghis Khan (known as Temujin in this film). We follow him from childhood as the son of the reigning Khan, and then to his later life as slave and fugitive... and through his rise to power as the supreme chieftain of the unified Mongol clans. This story couldn't be any more different than Curse of the Golden Flower, even though they are both grand historical Asian epics, and the Mongolian lifestyle contrasts sharply to the grandiose flare of the Chinese Imperial family.

Mongol is actually a Russian-made film, and is truly well-scripted and beautifully filmed on location in and around the Mongolian Steppes. There's lots of battle scenes and a cast of colorful characters. 

B+

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YOJIMBO
Meanwhile, back in Feudal Japan... Yojimbo is a classic samurai film by the legendary Japanese filmmaker, Akira Kurosawa. Although not as highly regarded as Seven Samurai, like that film this one also served as an inspiration for classic Western (ie:Cowboy) movies of the 1960s. It's about a masterless samurai (or Ronin) who arrives in a village controlled by warring crime lords who run the local gambling outfits. Each of the two factions try to hire the protagonist as a bodyguard/enforcer to bully the other into submission. The samurai smartly plays both sides against each other, protecting the common people and fulfilling his own interests in the process. I can't really explain much more without telling the whole story, but let's just say that it's violent, exotic, exciting and funny all at the same time.

I am now a firm believer in the great works of Kurosawa, and after awhile, it becomes easy to see why all those American directors stole so many of his ideas...

A-

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GODZILLA'S REVENGE
I have include this film in this post for a few reasons - first of all, I am a huge Godzilla fan. If you don't believe me, go here. Secondly, I noticed that every movie mentioned so far has gotten a positive review. Thirdly, you just can't write an article about Asian Cinema without mentioning Godzilla.

So here it is - my first (and likely only) negative review of a Godzilla movie. (Yeah - I'm amazed too.) Most of Godzilla's Revenge (also known as All Monsters Attack in Japan) is either stock footage from other G films or unused material from earlier projects. It's all slapped together with a wraparound story about a little boy being chased by bad guys who bumps his head and dreams of going to Monster Island, where he meets Godzilla's son Minya (who shrinks to kid-size and speaks bad cartoony English). We get to see Godzilla fight a bunch of cheap-looking monsters, and somehow this allows the boy to deal with his own problems in the real world and save the day.

Of course, all this sounds pretty stupid, and it is. Not that other Godzilla movies aren't full of the same brand of stupidity, but this definitely clocks in as the worst movie in the entire franchise. I wasn't expecting amazing special effects or anything, but the monster suits are so pathetic in this one and the script is so lame that it's pretty obvious that Toho Studios put it together in a matter of weeks - if not days. Avoid this one. If you want to see a good (but still stupid) Godzilla movie, check out the far superior Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah - Giant Monsters All-Out Attack .


D-
 (Lowest rating for a Godzilla movie ever - can't give it an F, since it's still Godzilla)


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I hope you feel a little more enlightened after reading this, and I hope you seek out some of these great Asian films. Subtitle haters beware!! All but one of these films is subtitled, and the one that is dubbed in English should be avoided anyway. I know a lot of folks don't like to read while watching a movie, but you read this, didn't you? What's the big deal?


Whatever type of movies you watch, enjoy -


May the Force be with you...




2.3.11

SUPERHERO SUPERPARTY!!


After a month-long absence, you'd think I'd ease back into the blog with a few quick movie reviews, or some shameless self-promotion for my Ebay store...

Not this time, True Believers!

Here it is, in all it's glory! The long-awaited, super-mega-ultra-colossal 4th issue of
Everyday Heroes!!!

BTW, it's a long one, so grab yourself a drink, sit back, get comfy and enjoy this finely-crafted crowning opus of all web comics everywhere!

(Seriously, I hope you like it.)


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I sure am glad I finally got that done! Now I can get back to reality for awhile and actually live a normal life....  I hope my family will still talk to me!

Until next time:

May the Force be with you...

17.11.10

5 Comics to Read Before You Die (The Comic Book Bucket List Part 1)

I guess you could call this "The Comic Bucket List".....You know....like the movie The Bucket List (which I've yet to see)....the two old guys who decide to do all the things on their lists of things to do before they 'kick the bucket'. This post is not so much about the things that I accomplish before I reach my deathbed.....but what I'll be reading on my deathbed. I vow to have a big stack of comics right beside me as I pass over into the Great Beyond - maybe even a longbox full of comics tucked under said deathbed....just in case I want to skim through Secret Wars before I croak.

Seriously though, this is an attempt to present a few of my all-time favorite comics and recommend them to you (highly). Since I've read so many great ones, it's impossible to list all of them in one post, so I'll highlight them a few at a time, starting with these ones right here today.

 I'll start with a 'Canadian Classic':




ALPHA FLIGHT # 23

Truth be told, this comic doesn't come from Canada at all, but at least writer/artist John Byrne actually lived in Canada and all of the stories take place here....and at least one major character gets to say 'eh' all the time, eh?  I've spouted off plenty about Alpha Flight and Sasquatch before, and I don't feel like repeating myself (yeah....like I never do that). If you are really dying to know more about this awesome comic title and Sasquatch in particular, check out this previous post,  Marvel Legends - Sasquatch . I'm pretty sure there's a full synopsis of this issue in there.....

Let's just say it's all about two giant bigfoots(feets?) laying the smackdown in downtown Vancouver. Throw in a hot Quebecois girlfriend with a multiple personality disorder and a Dwarf in a wetsuit and you've got a rollicking good time, eh?





ROCKET RACCOON Limited Series (1985) # 1-4

Although I had erroneously stated in a previous post that Rocket Raccoon was first introduced in The Incredible Hulk #271 in 1982 (see Bronze Age Keys  from a little while back), I just read that his first appearance was actually in 1976 in Marvel Preview #7. So I was wrong...sue me. None of that matters, because the Rocket Raccoon  limited series in 1985 was the pinnacle of Rocky's career in my humble opinion.

Like I said before, this isn't for everyone, but I found it to be an excellent read, and the artwork by Mike Mignola (later famous for Hellboy, of course) is fantastic. It's a silly-looking comic that actually takes itself pretty seriously and manages to pull it off. I preferred the limited series over Rocky's Hulk appearances, since we didn't have the Hulk as an earth-based counterpoint, and it takes place entirely within it's own universe. I guess that makes it more 'believable' to me...and easier to accept a gunslinging, robot-fighting bipedal talking raccoon....and let's not forget the otter and rabbit and walrus either.

READ IT! BEFORE YOU DIE!!




AMBUSH BUG Limited Series (1985) # 1-4

Early on in my comic collecting life, I was a bit of a DC hater. I didn't actually know why, I just knew that Marvel comics were cooler. Maybe I just couldn't forgive the cheesiness of The Superfriends and the 60's Batman TV show (and let's not forget the Shazam! show...). It took me a while to get over my fear of DC comics... I think Saga of the Swamp Thing #1 was my actual first DC Comic purchase, but then I eventually got wise to Vigilante and then the greatest DC non-superhero of all time: Ambush Bug.

This limited series is jam-packed full of jokes, many of which I didn't understand, since they were about characters and situations in the DC Universe that I knew little to nothing about. This comic is DC's way of making fun of itself, and that obviously appealed to me. I found myself actually wanting to know more about Superman & Batman & Wonderwoman and the like, just so I could get the jokes in Ambush Bug. That being said, I wasn't going to risk wasting my money buying more DC comics while the Secret Wars limited series was going on... Besides the abovementioned titles, I didn't buy many DCs at all until this millenium (sounds like a really long time when you use the word 'millenium').

Anyway, Ambush Bug rules because he's basically aware of his audience and his place in the fictional comic book world....and constantly refers to us readers as 'fanboy'. His sidekick is a seemingly inanimate, super-cutesy doll in a homemade super-suit named Cheeks the Wonder Toy. His arch-enemy is Argh!Yle! an evil, sentient sock who wears a Dr. Doom-like iron mask. Ambush Bug himself has only one real power - teleportation. This allows him to basically disappear and reappear wherever it's funniest to do so.

Overall, one of the stupidest comic series that I've ever read....followed closely by the Ambush Bug Stocking Stuffer #1 (X-mas 1985) and the Son of Ambush Bug limited series (1986). There's also the recently produced Ambush Bug-Year None limited series which sort of recaptures the stupidity of the original. Rest assured there are a lot more stupid Ambush Bug appearances...all of which I'll hopefully read before the final curtain....

By now, one might assume that all I like are silly comics, but you couldn't be more mistaken. Case in point:




ELRIC-The Sailor on the Seas of Fate # 1-7

I love the writings of Michael Moorcock. His books are always full of violence and gore and the occasional bit of sex. Pretty raunchy for the fantasy genre. He has produced a lot of great characters, including Prince Corum, Hawkmoon and Jerry Cornelius....but his greatest and most well-known character has to be Elric of Melnibone - the gaunt, brooding albino anti-hero, who (with the help of the sentient, soul-stealing black sword Stormbringer) feeds off of the life energy of his opponents. He's kind of evil, but usually finds himself combating far greater evils and protecting the innocent as well as those few he can call 'friend'. Initially unknown to Elric, his life is all part of the cycle of the Eternal Champion...as are Corum, Hawkmoon and Erekose...all of whom he meets in this limited series (adapted from the novel of the same name) and allies himself with.

The comic book adaptation is done by Roy Thomas and Michael T. Gilbert. Very well done, in fact. Being a 'Mature Readers Only' comic, you could always expect a good level of gore, and at least you could catch a glimpse or two of some boobies in comic book form every month (this was, of course, very important at age 13). I can't remember if I actually read these comics or the novels first. There are comic book adaptations of at least six Elric novels that I know of, and I don't know what order I read either the comics or books in. Sailor on the Seas of Fate is my favorite, and The Vanishing Tower is a close second.

When it comes to 'swords and sorcery' type fantasy, Elric has to be my favorite character. No disrespect, but he's so not Conan.




GODZILLA - King of the Monsters # 1 (Marvel 1977)

I just couldn't go any further without mentioning Godzilla. I am a die-hard G-fan for life and appreciate Godzilla in all his forms, the 70's Marvel version being no exception. He's more like the real Japanese Godzilla in this than in the  Godzilla animated series from roughly the same era, and certainly more than the disappointing 1998 Hollywood production, but still not quite the same. According to this comic, he appears in Alaska and then makes his way across the western United States and somehow finds his way to New York City. Along the way he encounters many Marvel Universe icons, like S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, the Fantastic Four and the Avengers...and less iconic characters such as Dr. Demonicus and the Champions. While it's nice to see Big G battling Thor and Hercules, it just doesn't feel quite right. Instead of blue radiation beams, Godzilla apparently spews actual flames from his mouth. He also looks a lot more lizard-like and leaner than his Toho counterpart. Still, it's great fun to see how America would deal with this walking natural disaster instead of seeing the same old crowd scenes of Japanese people running around in utter panic. (And there's no horrible voice-over dubbing in the printed version either.)

If you call yourself a giant monster fan at all, you absolutely need to own this comic. Next to Alpha Flight # 23 , this is the one comic I wish I could take with me to the next world when I die. I'm hoping they'll at least allow for carry-on luggage so I can take more than one...

If that is the case...y'all better start packing! Don't forget to include these titles on your Comic Book Bucket List, and stay tuned for some more essential reading!


Until Next time,

May the Force be with you...



6.11.10

Comic Con / Halloween 2010



First off, I want to do a big shout out to all the folks who helped make this year's Comic Con a huge success for a small-time guy like me. I sold a lot of comics and figures, and I passed out a ton of business cards. (Also a gigantic Thank You with hugs n' kisses to my wife for helping me out)



It seems kind of silly of me to direct so many folks to this blog lately, and not have any new content for like 2 weeks...... Suddenly, for someone who normally can't seem to ever shut up, my communication skills don't seem to be all that hot. Truth is, I am burnt out beyond belief, especially when it comes to comics, action figures and other sci-fi/pop culture-type stuff. It seems like all I've been doing lately is organizing, pricing, transporting and handling comic books, games and toys. I never thought I'd say this, but I don't even want to look at another comic right now. (Maybe after a few days off from my real job...)



As I'm sure you gathered from all that shameless self-promotion (or 'SSP') in my previous posts, I spent this past Halloween weekend as a vendor at the Central Canada Comic Con here in Winnipeg. It was a great time, and I sold a lot more stuff than I'd expected to. Met a lot of cool people there too. I'm hoping that some of you out there who are reading this ran into me at the convention. If that's the case, and you're new 'round these here parts, welcome to ALLIANCE of ONE, the official blog of Rebel Alliance Canada! Hope I don't waste your time.....



There has been some other great stuff happening too. My daughters had a fantastic Halloween (or so I am told - I was too busy with the comic con to actually do any trick or treating with them). Daphne was the cutest little Ballerina and Chloe went as the Corpse Bride (from the movie of the same name). They must have done pretty well, since there were two gigantic bowls full of candy on the kitchen counter when I got home that night....



Also, we just recently got a new cat - a little grey and white kitten named Momo. She's still pretty shy around people, but she's really gotten attached to our other cat Pepper in the last two weeks. She can't seem to leave him alone, and even though he pretends that he doesn't like her, you can tell he loves the companionship (just like a typical male, right ladies?). It's been almost exactly a year since we got Pepper. If the current trend continues, by Halloween 2018 we should have 10 cats and be running our own comic con....



I also just purchased a brand new laptop, and I love it! I'm hoping it's going to inspire me to blog more, and hopefully it'll allow me to work 'on the go', even though I don't really ever go anywhere.... Main reason I got it was simply to have a better, faster computer that I can edit photos and play games on, and also use as a portable digital portfolio. It's taking me a while to get used to the smaller keyboard and the pointing device, but at the rate I'm using my laptop in the two days since I got it, I'll have mastered it in a week or two.

If you met me at the comic con and are looking for more info on the things I sell, I'm sorry you had to read this far and hear all about my personal life when all you are looking for is some more cool stuff to buy. In the future, I'm hoping to sell items directly through this blog, but for now I'm limited to my EBay store, which is actually pretty barren right now since I was saving everything for the con and have yet to get a chance to list what I've got left (see 'Essential Links' in the upper right hand corner of this blog). Any items or photos seen on this blog can be purchased locally from me as well. Email me for details ( andonator2000@yahoo.ca ). Watch out for some Kijiji ads maybe too....


As always, thanks for spending the time to read this blog. I promise I'll be back with some actual fun stuff soon.


May the Force be with you...

18.10.10

All About King Kong

Last year, I posted an article called All About Godzilla . It's only fair to do the same thing for King Kong. Giant monsters are definitely my thing. Godzilla has always been my favorite, but Kong was the very first giant monster I remember seeing when I was a kid. The 1933 and 1976 versions of King Kong were played on TV a lot during my childhood years and I watched them every time I got the chance (in Pre-VCR days). I remember wanting to stay up extra-late one night long ago to watch King Kong Escapes, and when I was told no, I got up out of bed anyway and sneaked into the living room to watch it. I got in a heap of trouble for that, but I regret nothing. For some reason, giant monster movies always seemed to be aired after midnight on school nights. This made it increasingly difficult to follow the 9 pm bedtime rule. Ahhhh....memories....



Back to King Kong...he's a giant gorilla, or ape of some sort. He's been described as being anywhere from 20 to 150 feet tall, but usually clocks in around 25 ft. He has no special powers, like Godzilla's atomic breath or Mothra's silk webs for example; he's just big and strong and has a soft spot for human women (especially blondes). Sometimes he's played by a guy in a monster suit (as in the DeLaurentis and Japanese Toho studios films), sometimes  CGI (Peter Jackson's 2005 King Kong) and also as an incredibly ahead-of-its-time stop-motion model (the original and still the best). Usually, the studios will use a combination of techniques to have the ape interact with the human actors...apparently you can't make a Kong movie without a huge rubber hand for the lead actress to sit on...

There's no real explanation ever given for Kong's enormous size, other than that he hails from a 'Lost World'-type setting on a remote island somewhere very very far away - some say in the Pacific, some say the Indian Ocean....  Once we get to see him wrestling dinosaurs and wrecking stuff, nobody cares how he got that big.

He's been in a good number of films, and there's been a staggering amount of rip-off giant ape films out there too.  I'll start with the 'Official' King Kong films, and go from there.


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KING KONG (1933)

The original, and in my opinion, still the best (Pete Jackson's 2005 version being a close second). This must have absolutely blown people's minds when it hit the theatres in the 30's. Not only does it have a great story with the whole Beauty & the Beast thing going on, but we get to see a gigantic monster demolish New York and climb the (then) tallest building in the world. King Kong features amazing stop-motion effects scenes of not only Kong himself, but also a lot of prehistoric creatures like the T-Rex, Stegosaurus and Pterodactyl. It sometimes seems pretty dated, but I think it's a nice snapshot of a bygone era that I otherwise would know nothing about. 

We all know the story of this one, but if you don't, go here. I can't be bothered to write a full description of a film that 99% of the people I know have already seen. If you haven't seen it....what the hell's wrong with you? It's KING freakin' KONG!



SON of KONG (1933)

I didn't know a lot about this movie until a relatively short time ago...I knew of its existence for a long time, having seen a picture in a King Kong children's book in my school library...but I just recently bought it on DVD. There's a review of it in a previous post - Rapid-fire Movie Reviews, AUG 23 .
I won't bother to go through it all again, but let's just say that I was pleasantly surprised by it. Released in the same year as the original, it also has great stop-motion animation, albeit on a tighter budget... The story drags a bit in the beginning, but the last half of it is pretty entertaining. Kong himself isn't actually in this one at all, just the aptly-named 'Little Kong'.

Exactly how Kong came to have a son without any kind of mother anywhere in sight remains a mystery for now.... this same dilemma occurs in Son of Godzilla...

.....and speaking of Godzilla,




KING KONG vs GODZILLA (1963)

This film is, to my knowledge, the first time King Kong was portrayed by a live actor in a monster suit. Although this seemed to work perfectly fine for Godzilla at the time, the patented Kaiju 'Suit-mation' doesn't translate so well for Kong. Regardless, this is still an awesome film. It's even cheesier than you'd expect - but that's the fun of it all, am I right? 

As if the horrible rubber Kong suit and the Toho interpretation of his island home (replete with Japanese actors painted up to look black) weren't cheesy enough, the American studio intercut the Japanese version with supposed 'global news report' scenes featuring a handsome caucasian anchorman and some of the worst 'science' that you'll ever see in any sci-fi movie. I said before that Kong had no special powers, but in this movie, he apparently gets stronger when exposed to electrical energy.

Toho studios also made him larger in this one, somewhere around 150 ft tall, presumably so Godzilla and all of the miniature scenery that Toho specializes in didn't have to change scale. This is the tallest King Kong appears in any of the films. Strangely, his hand (when holding the damsel in distress) seems to be pretty much the same size as in every other appearance...

Overall, it's pretty funny to watch if you've got the stamina for horribly-dubbed rubber monster movies. Not a lot of people do.



KING KONG ESCAPES (1967)

If you thought King Kong vs Godzilla was far-fetched, wait until you see this one. King Kong Escapes is just one of the dozens of giant monster (ie; kaiju) movies produced by Toho in the 60's. Again, this one is made using the 'suitmation' technique which, although improved somewhat since Kong's last appearance, still looks pretty unconvincing. I think that Kong stands about 70 ft tall in this one, so he appears to be shrinking... 

That being said, we are treated to an excellent 'Kong vs Dinosaur' battle near the beginning, and perhaps best of all, we are introduced to Mechani-Kong, the robot version of KK. 
Oh....and he climbs up the Tokyo tower, which had apparently been rebuilt since Mothra wrecked it six years earlier. Is all that cool enough for you?



KING KONG (1976)

I guess after seeing the Japanese sully the good name of Kong in the late 60's, Hollywood decided to strike back. With a relatively large budget, big-name actors and an 'improved' monkey suit, Dino DeLaurentis gave it a go in the 70's, adapting the original story to a contemporary setting. Instead of going to the island to make a movie and find Kong, the humans arrive on Skull Island looking for oil. Instead of climbing the Empire State Building, Kong climbs the World Trade Center and leaps from one tower to the next. Instead of rescuing the heroine from a dinosaur, he fights a gigantic snake. Other than these differences, it plays out pretty much along the same lines as the 1933 version.

King Kong looks a good bit better here than in the Toho versions, but not much more realistic. He is however, given a terrifying roar and comes off a lot scarier than he'd ever been before. I think this movie gave me some crazy nightmares when I was a kid.

Most of the movie was good quality for 1976, and the actors were pretty good - except for Jessica Lange as Dwan, who annoys the crap out of me every time I watch this movie. Jeff Bridges is good as hippie scientist Jack Prescott, the male lead who saves Dwan from Kong and falls in love with her along the way (although why, I can't imagine).

Not as good as the 1933 King Kong, but a worthy addition from the Ford/Carter era of the mid to late 70's.



KING KONG LIVES! (1986)

Like a lot of things, King Kong got worse in the Reagan era....

King Kong Lives serves as a sequel to DeLaurentis' 1976 King Kong. Apparently Kong survived his fall from the dizzying heights of the WTC, and after being kept alive in a lab for ten years, he needs a heart transplant. Linda Hamilton (post-Terminator, pre-T2: Judgement Day) portrays the surgeon who performs this medical miracle. Kong is back on his feet and destroying stuff in practically no time at all. In this movie, we also get to see Lady Kong, a female of the same species just recently captured in Borneo (or somewhere like that). The plot has a bunch of ridiculous twists and turns, and basically Kong and his new bride get it on and reproduce. In the end, both of the parents die and little Baby Kong survives.

It's all pretty silly, and the effects, even though 10 years later, are much worse than the previous film. This is the kind of film that actors and producers like to forget that they ever made. At least it seems that way, since it's pretty hard to find in your local video store. Still, it's a Kong movie, and no collection would be complete without it. This served as the last King Kong movie for a whopping 19 years, until...



KING KONG (2005)

Fresh off of the Lord of the Rings experience, Peter Jackson decided to do another big-budget adaptation. A lot of people trashed this movie and it was considered to be a box office flop. I enjoyed this movie tremendously, despite its tendency towards over-the-top action sequences (my one major complaint). The CGI is spectacular, and Kong has never looked better. The animators obviously went out of their way to make him look realistic and more like an actual animal than ever before. Visually, this is definitely the most impressive King Kong movie of all.

The acting and script are great, and I for one liked Jack Black as Carl Denham (I know some folks didn't care for him). It all flows pretty well for being over three hours long. I like how the movie seemed to capture a little of the spirit of the 1930's by throwing in a lot of small details, both in the scenery and dialogue. There's great emotion and character depth throughout.

What I didn't like about this film is probably what some thought were the coolest parts;  the 3-on-1 T-Rex vs Kong Battle and the Giant Bug sequence, both right in the middle of the movie, one after the other. I think this was just WETA studios showing off their skills, but it actually lessened the impact of the movie quite a bit to see scene after scene of utterly impossible things happening until you just can't be impressed anymore... 'Too many cooks...' and all that....

Anyway, it's a fabulous movie either way, and you should see it. Don't listen to people who base their opinions on what everybody else says about something on the internet. You should know that I'm the only one you should listen to...especially when it comes to giant monster movies.


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Of course, with the continuing success of King Kong movies, it's only logical that there'd be about a million 'fake' Kongs out there from all corners of the globe. Here's a handful of them, some of which I had no knowledge of until I started researching for this article:


Queen Kong (1976 - UK)


A*P*E (1976 - Korea/US)


Mighty Joe Young (1949 - US)



Mighty Joe Young (1998 - US)


Konga (1961 - UK)


Kong Island (1961 - Italy)


The Mighty Peking Man (1977 - Hong Kong)


King of the Lost World (2005 - US)

This is just a few of the Kong knock-offs, and I'm sure there's even more out there. With the exception of the two Mighty Joe Young movies, I haven't seen any of them. I wouldn't mind checking a few of them out (especially A*P*E, widely considered to be one of the worst movies ever made, starring the mom from Growing Pains). They seem to be right up my alley....

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There's also been a few animated Kongs:






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It seems that there's an endless array of giant gorilla-related entertainment out there, just waiting to be discovered. When I decided to write this article, I had no idea what I was getting into - there's just too damn much to write about.

Having now surpassed the 'longest post ever' mark, I think it's time to cut it off. Besides, Godzilla might be jealous if he found out that I wrote more about King Kong than him....

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Until next time:


May the Force be with you...